PLEASE STOP EXPECTING FIVE-STAR SERVICE FROM MCDONALD'S

Every town has that one Facebook community page where someone feels obligated to announce that the local McDonald's has "the worst customer service ever."

Like seriously, what the hell were you expecting? It's McDonald's.

You're ordering from teenagers who are busy on Instagram trying to figure out who they are going to ask to Homecoming, and you want them to remember to hold the pickles?

Every complaint starts with, The staff was so unprofessional. No shit. The kid flipping burgers probably just grew his first pubic hair a few months ago.

When I roll through McDonald’s or any fast food joint for that matter, my expectations are pretty low. If my fries are warm, then I'm calling it a successful trip.

The funniest part is when people dramatically declare they'll never return.

Yea, OK.

See you next week in the drive-thru ordering a chocolate shake, assuming the machine is working.