WHY DOES NOBODY SPEND A $2 BILL?

Why do we all act like a $2 bill is worth more than two dollars and that we need to store it away like it’s some sort of collectable that is going to help me pay for my daughters college one day?

The second someone gets one, they treat it like it’s a Ken Griffey Jr. rookie card.

Seriously though, its worth $2 and nothing more so spend the fucking thing. It's literally money with a value of two dollars. Nothing more. Nothing less.

The last time I tried to spend one at a Dollar General the cashier handed it back to me and asked me if I’m sure I want to spend this?

Um yeah that's kind of how money works and I’m not leaving here without my pack of Twin Snakes so yes I’ll want to spend this.